Stop Bleeding $3k Weekends Like A Slashed Pig—Ai Locks Tables And Fills Cancellations For About $28 A Day
Friday night hits—phones screaming like a banshee, staff drowning in chaos, bookings slipping through your fingers like wet soap. Miss one 8-top, and that’s $600 in covers torched. Miss a wedding function? Thousands up in smoke. Our AI storms in—answers instant, slams bookings, plugs no-shows, and packs your floor while your crew serves. Selection, not sales: if the ROI doesn’t scream “cash cow,” we won’t touch it. Plans start at $28.03/day—cheaper than a single lost table.
Why now? Every empty seat is profit bleeding—lock it down or get crushed.
Your Hospitality Hustle’s a Non-Stop Sh!tstorm—Empty Seats Are Cash Bleeding Out
Right now, your game’s a warzone—missed calls gutting $200 tables, no-shows slashing $150 meals, staff melting down mid-rush. Weekends are a myth, profits vanish faster than a free appetizer, and you’re stuck firefighting while rivals snatch your crowd. We forged pricing plans that swap this hell for a 24/7 AI warrior—booking every seat, filling cancellations, and keeping your calendar stuffed till last call. But here’s the kick: we grill your volume like a job interview. No ROI explosion? We walk—prove your rush is worth our firepower or stay screwed.
Why now? Competitors are cashing in—test this or watch them eat your lunch.
Why This Pricing Prints Money Like a Damn ATM
This ain’t some overpriced gimmick—it’s a profit machine built for hospitality gladiators. Our AI answers mid-chaos, qualifies like a seasoned host, and books faster than you can yell “order up.”
One saved 6-top covers the month, extra time means more covers, and no payroll drama. Plans are lean, mean, and scaled to your fight—Solo for the lone wolf, Multi for the empire builder. Deploy it or bleed out to rivals.
The Shift: Old Way → AI Employee — Watch the Slaughter
Old Way
Missed calls drain $600 covers → rivals steal the win
No-shows butcher margins → staff rage quits
Channel flips tank trust
Rivals own your rush
AI Employee:
Instant bookings lock tables 24/7
Auto reminders + waitlist fill save margins
One brain syncs calendars, no excuses
Memory grips like steel
Speed owns every diner
How Pricing Works
(30-second cheat sheet)
Setup (One-Time Slam)
- We wire your booking system + CRM, scrape menus/FAQs, drop prebuilt flows (bookings, cancels, waitlist), test, and train your crew. ($985 Solo, $1,500 Multi)
- Bonus: Review automation if you sign at Day-14
Daily AI (Your Tireless Fighter)
- Solo Plan: $785/month (~$28.03/day)
- Multi-Staff Plan: $987/month (~$35.25/day)
- 24/7 voice/SMS/DM handling, quals, bookings, logs—non-stop grind
Usage at Raw Cost (No Bull Markup)
- $250 upfront credit kicks it off
- Auto top-up $150 when balance hits $100
- Billed at provider cost (Twilio, OpenAI)—recordings + transcripts in GHL (raw audio 3 months, summaries forever)
Choose Your Plan
Hospitality AI — Solo Plan
$785/month (≈ $196.25/week • $28.03/day)
Setup:
$985
(one-time)
For single-site joints—restaurants, cafés, bars too small to bleed peak bookings.
- 24/7 Voice & SMS handling (stop the bleed after hours)
- Flows: table bookings, cancels, waitlist refills
- Smart buffers into calendar/POS
- Filters: party size, urgency, notes
- 100k-char memory (names, prefs locked)
- Call logs + transcript dashboard
- CRM + calendar sync (Google, Outlook, GHL, POS)
- Omnichannel: SMS, Messenger, WhatsApp, Web Chat, GMB
- Booking notes to CRM/POS
- Handles 20+ calls concurrent, no hold
- Uptime alerts, usage billing, no fluff
- Onboarding, testing, training portal
- Bonus: Automation review at Day-14
Why it pencils:
One Friday 6-top saves the month. Extra time = more cash covers.
Hospitality AI — Multi-Staff Plan
$987/month (≈ $246.75/week • $35.25/day)
Setup:
$1,500
(one-time)
- Everything in Solo, plus:
- Team routing (venue/role-based)
- Multi-calendar sync, no clashes
- Overflow handling for peak madness
- Deeper team logs, nothing slips
- Full team training + support
Why it pencils:
One saved function booking covers it—profit explodes.
Usage Billing — Transparent, No Sneaky Tricks
- $250 upfront credit to kick off usage (calls/SMS/AI)
- Auto top-up $150 when balance hits $100 (no stalls mid-qual)
- Billed at raw provider cost — no markup
- Recordings + transcripts included in your GHL subaccount
- Raw recordings 3 months; summaries stored indefinitely for coaching and QA
Contract & Billing Terms — Built to Win, Not Trap
- 12-month subscription (lock in, optimise, dominate)
- Daily charge, monthly bill (smooth flow)
- 7-day grace on payments (life hits)
- Grandfather pricing—secure it before hikes
This Is Your Only Staff That Grinds Friday Nights, Weekends, and Holidays Without Whining
Not some wimpy “booking widget”—this is a hospitality-killing assassin. Answers like your best host, slams bookings into your system, and fills cancellations before you blink. Fu*king relentless—your profit’s bodyguard.
